Everett Herald Net: It can't be easy to spend your entire life sharing your name with WILLIAM SHATNER'S character in "Star Trek". And this is what happens when a real-life Captain Kirk goes off the deep end.
Last August, 50-year-old James Kirk of Lynnwood, Washington had a meltdown. A way worse meltdown than shouting "KHAAAAAAAN" as loud as you can.
On August 16th, Kirk stole his ex-wife's car. He was arrested and released. Two days later, he was caught driving the stolen car again. The police started chasing him. He bailed, stripped NUDE, and tried to escape on a bicycle.
Kirk was only wearing a bike helmet as the cops chased him. He ended up breaking into a woman's house and getting physical with her when she wouldn't give him clothes. Finally, the cops pepper sprayed him and arrested him.