The Smoking Gun: So last week a 33-year-old woman named Melissa Nava of Spartanburg, South Carolina was drunk and stumbling down the road . . . Police eventually tracked her down and arrested her.
One of the officers named Michael Walsh was trying to restrain Melissa, and her response was to insult him...
Melissa yelled, quote, "[Eff] you, JUSTIN BIEBER." ohhhhhhhhhh BURN.
She's now facing charges for disorderly conduct and for spitting on the cops.
The best part is that the sheriff's department went out of its way to note that Walsh actually, quote, "does not bear any physical resemblance" to Justin Bieber . . . and the fact that Melissa thought he did, quote, "is just another indicator of how intoxicated [she was]." bwahahahahahaha