South Florida Sun-Sentinel: On Thursday morning, 40-year-old Josue Rodriguez of Lake Worth, Florida was taking a shower and listening to the radio.
But then this roommate did the worse thing he could do . . . he CHANGED the station. Josue got out of the shower . . . grabbed a MACHETE he had stashed under a table . . . and went after him with it.
Luckily his roommate DUCKED just in time. Then he smashed the handle of the machete into his roommate's cheek. The roommate got away and called 911.
Josue tried to tell the police he HADN'T attacked his roommate for changing the radio station, and that, quote, "I only had the machete because I was going to sleep in the woods for the night." The cops didn't believe him, and he was arrested.