Seattle PI: Last week, parents in Seattle threw a birthday party at Green Lake for their eight-year-old.
During the party, a 28-year-old man . . . who seemed to be under the influence of something . . . stumbled up to the party without a shirt or shoes on.
The guy ATE several pieces of the pizza . . . then grabbed two BALLOON ANIMALS.
He got into an argument with some of the adults at the party, and they called the cops. The man was arrested for THEFT. Yes, theft of pizza and balloon animals. Haha what a way to go...