ABC 11 - Louisville: Yesterday, police in Louisville, Kentucky got a call about a 50-year-old meth head named Jeffery Wagner.
Jeffrey was at a Burlington Coat Factory, but not to shop like the rest of us. No . . . Jeffrey was on his hands and knees, picking LINT out of the carpet, and EATING IT.
When someone asked him what he was doing, he told them he was, quote, "eating sparkles."
He consented to a search and the cops found crystal meth on him. He admitted he was high on meth at the time.
Jeffrey was arrested and is facing two charges of possession of a controlled substance and one charge of public intoxication.