BEYONCE was scheduled to tour the pyramids in Egypt with some famous archeologist, but she showed up late. So the archeologist got mad, and he BANNED her for being, quote, "rude". He also called her "stupid".
KIM KARDASHIAN wrote a message to her fans on eBay, to point out that a portion of her auction proceeds go to the relief effort in the Philippines. But she didn't mention that it's only TEN PERCENT of the proceeds that are going to charity. She's pocketing the other 90%.
MILEY CYRUS' house was robbed Friday, and some personal items were stolen. She wasn't home at the time. Meanwhile, her eyebrows are back, and she got a sweet, three-wheeled motorcycle from her dad for her 21st birthday on Saturday.