People are combing over video of BEYONCE'S Super Bowl Halftime performance, trying to find a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION in there somewhere. Some people claim Beyonce had a NIP-SLIP...while others think she may have showed off a little too much of the entrance to her BIRTH CANAL. The fact is, there was no nudity in either case. Meanwhile, Beyonce is launching a tour with the identity-crushing title of "The Mrs. Carter Show".